Monthly Archives: December 2012
Going Down Big Sur
Jade Cove By Jay Bates
I fairly flew down the lightly traveled road, through the mist and scattered rain, among the resident literary ghosts imagined, going down Big Sur.
Visions of Jeffers, Kerouac, and Miller swirled; over the Bixby Bridge, beneath the forever circling giant condors; an interlude at Pitkins Curve Bridge and the massive construction of Rain Rocks rock shed.
“And here the heavy future hangs like a cloud; the enormous scene; the enormous games preparing. Weigh on the water and strain the rock; the stage is here, the play is conceived; the players are not found.” visions of Jeffers unbound
The fog bore down on the pendent cliffs, as if whispering follow me, follow me into the breaking surf, but the mountains stood firm with their aerie crests, but for an occasional rolling rock; and I drove on.
Rounding a curve, I passed a plain sign, “Jade Cove” I had arrived. Slowly circling I found my assigned camping spot and backed in, found my friends and headed for the cliffs.
So here I was at Jade Cove and soon clambering down the cliffs on a juted frayed rope, tempting the jostling waves, fearing a rogue wave; digging and moving rock in the tidal zone.
Tiny bits of apple green jade glistened among the sand fleas, and lots of pretender serpentine and jasper among the flotsam and jetsam. Is this jade, Harry? No way, keep looking Jay.
Soon storm clouds moved in and we beat a hasty retreat up the slippery sliding cliff face and back to our vehicles and prepared for the long oncoming stormy night.
Around midnight, I awoke to the heavy tattooing of hard-driven rain on the rooftop of my battered Jeep. I tried the earplugs, without much success. I laid there in the total darkness remembering;
Boy he must of gone crazy out there. Ah but they’ve never seen the northern lights, they have never seen a wild grizzly, They’ve never seen a giant condor on wing, They’ve never seen the sights atop Mount Rainier.
Slowly the dawn burned bright and the mountain tops glistened with fresh fallen snow. Is this not a special place with snowy peaks and thundering breakers on towering cliffs? I must be crazy to keep going outback. I hope it doesn’t show.
We drove beneath one of the numerous bridges on Route One built when men dared to gouge a road from the mountainside above the surf. Now they work painfully slow, to keep the sea and mountain at bay so we mortals can fly down the wild coast.
Out into the tidal zone, ever vigilant for rogue waves, we walked among the boulder stack looking for diopside with streaks of jade, I found some jade. My eyes were calibrated at last. A few precious pieces to remember another trip outback.
Back in camp I met a local jade diver who showed us some beautiful blue jade and some outlaw gold dredgers who had their dredge destroyed by a jade diver from Carmel. Yes, the play conceived, the actors found, and conflict unbound.
The breakers bore in, the mountains continue their slow rise and crumbling into the sea inordinately on conflicting tectonic plates, oblivious to the puny plays and conflicts of man.
Sand fleas in an enormous game. Another momentous trip into the outback, and some jade at last
The Tale The Bottle Told
This is a copy of my Grandfather’s poem I copied word for word as he had written it on a piece of stationary from the Queally Land and Livestock Company. One of my cousins have previously had it published in Laramie Wyoming by a local company.
Queally Land and Live Stock Company
Stock Raising
The Tale The Bottle Told
By Jay L. Johnson
A drink. No thank you pard
Though to refuse comes pretty hard
For I have been in the toils of Demon Rum
And to answer no bothers me some
I will tell you a story, this a tale a bottle told
Of an old range pal, who has passed into the fold
We were riders, and he and I
Were punching cows for the lazy Y
The boys all called him Sunny Jim
I go by the name of Rawhide Slim
When we all got peeved, sore and riled
He took things cool and I joked and smiled
Out on the round-up when it rained a spell
And we all rolled out at the daylight yell
Grumbling and cussing a puncher’s life
Jim would be cheerful mid all the strife
But Jim must have his periodical
And that no doubt made him a prodigal
For all of us boys could tell by his ways
That in his past he had seen better days
After the fall round-up and the beef were in
Winter settled down and it snowed like sin
Out to the line camp at Teepee Ring
Went Jim and I to ride fence till spring
The nights were long, the days passed slow
And Jim began to talk of the Bow
I could tell by that and other sign
That he was hearing the call of the wine
We rolled out one morning, twas cold and bright
And Jim allowed he would go to town and stay oer night
He saddled up his black horse Joe
And hit the trail for Medicine Bow
Along in the night it began to blow
And soon the air was filled with drifting snow
Blast after blast came swooping along
And the wind kept howling its dismal song
The second morning dawned calm and clear
And I kept watching the trail for Jim to appear
And when by noon he did not show
I saddled up and pulled for the Bow
Twas mighty hard going the drifts belly deep
No sign of a trail for the horse to keep
And where the trail joins the road for the stage
I found Jim’s horse, reins caught on a sage
And as my gaze swept oer the broad field of white
I knew that Jim had become lost in the night
Then I rode round in circles and covered the ground
Until at last poor Jim’s body I found
As I sadly looked on his cold white face
I fancied I could see of his old smile a trace
An empty bottle he held in an icy clutch
Lying there dead still in youth it was too much
And as I turned away my heart filled with pain
I swore to never touch liquor again
For an empty bottle, stranger told the tale
Of a true friend and pal lost on the trail
It was just another tragedy of this life we live
Just another case of weakness and the price we give
And as I live through the years and grow old
I will never forget the tale that empty bottle told
Jay L. Johnson
Down the Dusty Road
Down the Dusty Road by jay bates
It is always said,
Behind the mountains are more
Mountains and mountains
Beyond the Escalante
Into the Waterpocket Fold
Mountains and ghostly shore
Down the dusty road
From the Henry’s
Into Jurassic time not told
There lies petrified wood and coprolites
And now a whole tree protrudes
From the days of dinosaurs and trilobites
Down the dusty road
We are awed by thee
We beings of unjustified vanity
The Z Tractor
It was a tractor of simplicity itself.
A magneto, gravity flow fuel and a crank
Mostly used as a cultivator
It started easy enough when cold
You did not want to stall it hot
For it would not start how much you cussed and sweated
A long day in the Colorado high plains sun
With a straw hat donned
The noise and vibration continued after shutdown and remained for awhile
Long rows or pinto beans, beets, and corn
Blue skies and unrelenting sun
The canvas water bag caked with damp dust
Thirsty and hot is the boy
Longing to take a dip in the nearby irrigation ditch
But, he sighs, and settles for a long drink on cool slightly dust tasting water
Somewhere some boys are swimming, fishing and having fun
Not today for the farmer’s son is resigned to the monotonous rows and bright sun
He knows tomorrow will bring more of the same and the Z will continue into his soul to run
Fire On the Mountain
FIRE ON A MONTANA MOUNTAIN Jay Bates
The call came in while we were out marking timber
Fire on the mountain, near Wolf Creek . A night to remember
We loaded in the Jeep with pulaskis and shovels
Not a minute to spare, we sped on like avenging angels
Out of the dark loomed an entire mountain glowing red with burning trees
We started up the mountain, a ragtag crew of twenty three
Halfway up we stopped to rest in the eerie red glow
And old Rodger told his tale of a young man, long ago
He had been on a smoke jumping crew in 1949 out of Mizzo
Fire, at the Gates of the Mountains, not far from where we were, we knew
At the last minute he was called back to pack chutes and off flew the plane carrying the rest of the crew
That night they jumped into history and legend as ten died the next day when the fire built and roared anew
At the end of the summer Rodger quit smoke jumping as he had known young men that died
And although he continued to battle fire, he didn’t like it, and knew the bravado of young men, he must abide
As a nearby tree torched with a roar, we were brought back to reality and knew we were in for a hot time
We callow young men of varying degrees and old Rodger were there to build and hold the line
To hold back the greedy flames and save Montana, one more time.
Oh you young men and women now sent out on fire, please heed the words of old Rodger
For no number of trees is worth another funeral pyre
Of callow young fellows on a monstrous Montana fire
My Secret Life
My Secret Life By Jay E. Bates
Now that I have been retired for 15 years I can divulge some of my
previous government employment secrets. At one time, in the sixties, I
was employed by the Advanced Research Force to develop a super dog that
could detect any lies or inconsistencies in peoples statements. We were
headquartered in an old farm house in Kansas know as Area 9.
In the 19th Century, dog breeders invented all sorts of highly useful
breeds. Since that time dog breeders have mostly done nothing but make
more adorable the existing breeds. What kind of breeds would be useful
in the 21st Century? In one of my more lucid moments, it struck me that
maybe somebody could breed a canine assistant, a dog with such a refined
sense of smell and of detecting human body language, they could detect
whether a person was lying or stretching the truth and would bark
accordingly. I put together a prospectus of my proposal for the
Department of Good Products of Outstanding Potential (DOGPOOP), which was readily accepted.
In due course, we had inter-bred many varieties of the more intelligent
working dogs and produced a super dog, Combined Ultimate Retriever,
or CUR for short. This beast could detect the slightest hesitation or catch
in the voice or a slight movement of the eyes that was a tipoff of any
stretching of the truth. We soon had a pack of these useful animals
ready for the super-secret group known as Bureau Investigative Technical
Cryptological Happenings.
We were very proud of our accomplishment, as you can well imagine, and
decided to show off the CURs to the Senate Intelligence Sub-Committee behind
closed doors in a secret meeting. Everything was going well with all the
CURs behaving themselves as we make our presentation to the
sub-committee. The sub-committee sat there is rapt silence, stunted by
the brilliance of our efforts. At the close of our presentation, the
distinguished head of the Senate Intelligence Sub-Committee, a well
known Senator known for his appreciation of good
liquor and young ladies , rose to his feet to thank us and heap
accolades upon our heads. However, as soon as he opened his mouth, all
Hell broke loose, with the whole pack of CURS howling and barking at the
top of their lungs. Needless to say, that was the end of our project.
All funding was ended and we were banned from any further government
contracts.
Now you may think that is the end of my sad story. However, unbeknownst to
us there had been a Russian double agent employee of the Senate
Intelligence Sub-Committee working as a doggerel interpreter. She had
passed on our secrets to the Russians, and their secret group,
Proletariat Order of Committed Heroes. In due order they had produced
their own super dog known as Fierce Interceptor Defective Observations,
or FIDO for short. Now the Russians did not have any such silly thing as
a legislative oversight committee, so they were able to complete their
project and produce a whole series of FIDOs for all the members of the
Politburo. Now you all know that a distinguished member of the
Politburo does not stoop so low as to feed his FIDO, and as you might
have suspected as least some of the Politburo members wives ended up
feeding the FIDOs. Once the FIDOs had become the used to the women
feeding them, they naturally accepted the wives as the alpha member of
the pack and began ratting out the Politburo members and their dirty
little secrets. Also members of the Politburo’s select few were
beginning to detect lies and distortions among their contemporaries. As
you can well imagine that was the beginning of the end for the Union of
Soviet Socialist Republics.
Now you all know that while our esteemed former President Reagan may
have gotten most of credit for the end of the Russian Empire, the real
reason shall for ever always be buried like a bone, because of
catastrophic consequences to world harmony and everyday discourse if
ever such a secret weapon such as the CUR or FIDO be unleashed on
mankind again. Thank God for Congressional Oversight Committees!